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| 10100001 |
一天0和8在街上相遇，0不屑地看了8一眼说：“胖就胖呗，还系什么裤腰带啊？”
One day the Arabic number 0 met the Arabic number 8 in the street.O gave 8 a scornful glance abd said:"Since it is the fact that you are plump,is there any need to tie a waistband?" |
| 10100002 |
“你的头发怎么一天比一天少？”“因为我天天都有忧虑的事。”“你每天都忧虑什么呢？”“我忧虑我的头发一天比一天少！”
"Why does your baidness get serious day by day?""Because I always have to worry about."Then what are you concerned of""I lose my hair every day." |
| 10100003 |
有一个神头戴安全帽，上面绑着电风扇，左手拿着锅子，右手拿着水壶，脚穿溜冰鞋，坐在雪橇上，请问他要去哪里？――精神病院。
There is a spirit who on his head wares a safety helmet on which is bound an electric fan.He holds apot in his left hand and a water roller skates in his right hend.He sits on a sledging?――The psychosis hospital. |
| 10100004 |
我想当皇帝，怕罗嗦；想当官，怕事多；想吃饭，怕刷锅；真想揍你一顿，怕惹祸！
I want to become an emperor but I hate trouble;I want to become an official but I hate busyness;I want to have a dineer but I hate wash the pan;I really want to beat you but I hate to ask for trouble! |
| 10100005 |
想和你去看海，却把握不住莫测的未来；想和你去登山，却充满对理想的茫然；想和你去流浪，却到不了幸福的天堂；想和你去逛街，却碰到警察说――不许遛狗。
I dream of watching the sea with you,but I can not graso the unfathomable future;I dream of climbing the mountain together with you,but I feel completely in the dark on the ideal;I dream of living a vagrant life together eith you,but we can not reach the heaven;I dream of strolling around the streets,but we meet the policeman and he says:Don't walk a dog. |
| 10100006 |
别看我瘦，我浑身是肌肉；别看我黑，我满脸放光辉；我头可断，发型从来不能乱；血可流，皮鞋不能不上油。
No matter how thin I am, I develop a muscularbody;no matter how dark my skin is,I have a healthy and hearty looks;I would rather to be beheaded than to have my hair in disorder;I would rather to shed blood than not to polish the shoose. |
| 10100007 |
除了二锅头，我什么酒也不喝；除了足球，我什么运动也不玩；除了你，我什么女孩也不爱；除了我，你还喜欢哪棵菜。
I don't drink any other alcohol but "er'guotou";I don't take any exercise but playing football;I don't love any other girl but you;while who else you are fond of but me? |
| 10100008 |
你是我的心，你是我的肝，你是我生命的四分之三。你是我的胃，你是我的肺，你是我心中的红玫瑰！
You are my heart,you are my liver,you are three fourth of my life.You are my stomach,you are my lung,you are the red rose in my eyes. |
| 10100009 |
玫瑰花的花语按照数量里说的话，一朵代表惟一的爱；三朵代表我爱你；十一朵代表一生一世；九十九朵代表爱你久久，那九百九十九朵代表――我家有钱。
The meaning of the number of the rose is:one rose means you re my one and only love;three roses mean I love you;elven roses mean I love you my whole life;ninety-nine roses mean I love you forever;while nine hundered and ninety-nine roses mean--I am a rich person! |
| 10100010 |
领导视察精神病院，病人都欢呼致意，只有一病人不理不睬。领导：“他为什么不对我打招呼？”院长：“抱歉，他今天精神很正常。”
A leader wae carrying an inspection in a phychosis hospital and all the patients but one cheerfully gave him a salute.So the leader asked:"why didn't he greet me?"The president answeres:"I am sorry,his mind returns to normal today." |
| 10100011 |
医院四花：排队挂号，头昏眼花；医生诊断，天女散花；药品收费，雾里看花；久治不愈，药费白花。
There are four "incurable diseases" in going hospital:1.you will feel dizzy and with your eyesight dimmed when yo stand in the line in orther to get registered;2.The doctor wil always make a diagnosiswith a large list of rescreption;3.The patients are always blind to the charge of the medicines and chemical reagents;4.if you get a chronic illness and can not recover your healthy quickly, you will have to spend a large sum of money on it. |
| 10100012 |
某学生学习小提琴。这天打开琴盒，发现里面放着一把冲锋枪，遂大惊失色：坏了，我爸拿着我的提琴去银行了。
A student is learning how to play the violin.One day he opened the container of his violin but to find a submachine gun in it.His face turned pale and cried:"My father went to rob the bank with my violin." |
| 10100013 |
新年到，愿君：百事可乐！万事芬达！天天娃哈哈！月月乐百事！年年高乐高！心情似雪碧！永远都醒目！
The new year is approching.My best wishes to you are:Pepsi colar(be optimistic to the trouble);Fanta(be prosperous);Wahaha(be happy everyday);Roubust(be lucky every month);Gaolegao(making progress each year);Sprite(having a nice and cool mood);Xingmu(be eye-catching for ever). |
| 10100014 |
某人丢了八辆自行车后，第九辆上了七道锁，并留了张条：看你如何偷！后来他发现车子多了一道锁，并有纸条：看你如何骑。
One man had already lost eight bicycles,so he locked hi sninth bicyclewuth seven locks and left a note saying:wait and see how you can steal again!Later he was surprised to find his bicycle having an extra lock with a paper:Wait and see how you can ride it. |
| 10100015 |
牙科医生：“你能不能帮帮忙惨叫几声？候诊室里还有那么多病人，我怕赶不及四点钟去看赛球。”
Dentist:Could you help me?Please scream for a while .There are so many patients waiting here.I am afraid Ihave to mis the football game at 4 o'clock. |
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| 10100016 |
你远看像个要饭的，近看像个捡破烂的，仔细一看，原来是个看短消息的。
From a long ditance,you looks like a beggar;from a short distance,you looks like somebody who is picking ods and ends from refuse heaps;but if I give a careful look,in fact you are looking at the short message of your mobile phone. |
| 10100017 |
“何谓祸不单行？”“未婚妈妈生生双双胞！”
"What does it mean that misfortunes never come singly?""The unmaried mother gave birth to the twins." |
| 10100018 |
天下雨了是云儿哭了，爱人走了是爱情输了，风儿累了是要去睡了，夕阳醉了是要下坠了，看短信的小猪傻哈哈地笑了。
It's raining for the cloud is crying;the lover goes away for the love loses;the wind stops for it is tired;the sun is setting for it is drunk;the piggy is laughing for it is looking at the short messages. |
| 10100019 |
我非常喜欢你！所以很想泡你！但一直没有机会，直到......直到水开为止。车仔牌乌龙茶包，我喜欢。
I like yo very much,so I want to steep you.But there is lack of opportunity,until the water is boiling.The woolong tea with Chezai brand. |
| 10100020 |
如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我会对你说：得了吧，让我歇歇吧！
If the glory God gives me another chance,I will say to you:"Just drop the matter,let me take a rest." |
| 10100021 |
你张得很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑陋并非你的本意，如果没有你，谁来衬托世界的美丽。
You appearance is so imaginative and you must live with great courage.Being ugliness is not your orginal intention.Without you ,who will set he world off to the beauty? |
| 10100022 |
乌鸦说：我是天鹅中烧炭的；麻雀说：我是孔雀中抽鸦片的；鹦鹉说：我是燕子中坐台的；烤鸭说：我是炼工自焚的。
The crow says:I am a swan wo is charring;the sparrow says:I am a peacock who is smoking the opium;the parrot says:I am a swallow who is dissolute;the roast duck says:I burned myself because I believe in heresy. |
| 10100023 |
我上铺的兄弟，前天晚上你是昨天早上回来的，昨天晚上你是今天早上回来的，如果今天晚上你再在明天早上回来的话，你会在明天早上发现我今天晚上已经锁门不再等你。――男生宿舍下铺给同床上铺的留言。
My friend who sleeps on the upper berth,the night before yesterday,you came back in this morning;yesterday everning,yo came back in this morning;while tonight,if you come back in tomorrow morning,you will find at that time i have locked the door tonight.--your roommate sleps on the lower berth. |
| 10100024 |
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. |
| 10100025 |
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
One should love animals. They are so tasty. |
| 10100026 |
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. |
| 10100027 |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. |
| 10100028 |
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. |
| 10100029 |
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. |
| 10100030 |
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. |
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