A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
　　"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
　　"yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

　　胖子和瘦子

　　在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。
　　胖子说：“看你的样子，肯定有过饥荒。”
　　“是的,”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒是你造成的。”

来源：洪恩在线