A: A newspaper

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Q: Why is number six afraid ?

A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

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Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?

A: He has bugs on his teeth!

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Q: What did zero say to eight?

A: Nice belt.

(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

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