A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)

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Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?

A: The doctor was his mother.

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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Beacuse it saw the salad

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