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Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.
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Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.)
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Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.
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Q: Why did the traffic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to chang 上一页 [1] [2] [3] [4] 下一页
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