The Chemist, said his dog "Beaker", was even smarter. He told his dog to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass, which the dog did with no problem.

The three men then turned to the bureaucrat and asked what could his dog do. The bureaucrat called his dog "Coffee Break" and told him to show the guys what he could do. Coffee Break then trotted over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he hurt his back doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for workers compensation and left for home on sick leave - with pay!