78.Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a
notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

79.Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't
cricket."

80.Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture".

81.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

82.Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

83.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward
silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

84.Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact.

85.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

86.Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

87.Construct your own pretend "tricorder";"scan" people with it, announcing
the results.

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