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me to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in
the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce
each A.
66.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if
they slow down.
67.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
68.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play
along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
69.Wear a LOT of cologne.
70.Ask to "interface" with someone.
71.Listen to 33 rpm records at 45 rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is
necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
72.Sing along at the opera.
73.Mow your lawn with scissors.
74.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
75.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
76.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
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