14.Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

15.Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

16.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the
volume properly adjusted.

17.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

18.Honk and wave to strangers.

19.Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

20.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

21.Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental
movies.

22.Wear your pants backwards.

23.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary
mints by the cash register.

24.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

25.Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal
Machine Music".

26.Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyri

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