1.Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to
others that you "like it that way".

2.Drum on every available surface.

3.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

6.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

7.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

8.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

9.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

10.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

11.Set alarms for random times.

12.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public entirely
of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

13.Buy large quantities of mint dental floss

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