这是我逛读者文摘时看到的，网站正在评选最佳笑话，列了10个候选，不敢独享，贴过来大家也评评。我觉得第2和第3个太绝了，特别是第3个里面熊猫老兄，太酷了，哈哈。不过第8和第9个不太明白，看懂了的说说啊。

1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

HMO ：Health Maintenance Organization 卫生维护组织

2、I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One

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