My Wife Will Exchange Them

        A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
　　"Cloth or leather﹖" asked the salesperson.
　　"Makes no difference. "replied customer.
　　"What color?" asked the clerk.
　　"Any." he responded.
　　"Size?"
　　"Give me whatever you prefer," the gentleman said slightly exasperated. "My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them."

反正我太太明天会来换的

　　 一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
　　“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。
　　“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。
　　“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。
　　“什么颜色都成。”他回答。
　　“号码呢？”
　　“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”